Here's a list of some of the other outrageous financial stunts I have ever seen, heard about or participated in on Wall Street. This is my "Filthy Rich Guide to Wall Street."
Screw you, Corzine. Appaloosa founder David Tepper, who had been passed over for partner at Goldman Sachs by Jon Corzine, bought a $50 million beach house belonging to Corzine's ex-wife — just so he could knock it down and build a bigger one. He later admitted in an interview with New York magazine that he did it on purpose. "You could say there was a little justice in the world," he said.
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And he shall be called "Tammy." Just for fun, the head of a trading desk made an outstanding offer to all of the people on his desk: Anyone who legally named a newborn boy "Tammy" would receive a check for $25,000 upon submitting a valid birth certificate. Alas, no takers — it proved too difficult to get any mother to agree.
Yeah, there's an RV in the middle of our house. A Wall Streeter boasted that he and his kids loved to go camping, so when he built his Connecticut mansion, they bought and lifted a jumbo sized RV camper and placed it in the center of the basement — THEN built the house around it.
A nanny for the dogs. The wife of a hedge-fund manager demanded her husband hire a fourth nanny — just for their dogs.
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Drug dealer on the trading desk. A sell-side firm was having so much fun partying in the 80s, they put their drug dealer on the payroll as an assistant. It was more convenient to have him hanging out on the desk. The dealer ended up learning how to trade stocks and was good at it. Years later he became the head of the desk!
The Super Bowl of escorts. At a Super Bowl in New Orleans, a floor broker rented out the entire 11th floor of a 5-star hotel. He also rented out an entire escort agency. He put one to two girls in each room for his clients.
Happy Birthday from Usher. One Wall Street mogul threw a red-carpet-themed 40th birthday party for himself. Fake paparazzi were hired to make the guests feel like celebrities upon entering. There were Vegas-styled cocktail waitresses and circus acts with people flying in the air. Oh, and then Usher came out and played an HOUR-LONG SET.